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Michael Altizer
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New guy here. Check out my really cool logo below.
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New guy here. Inspection Report.
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My Inspection time:

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Newbie Inspection Fee: 300 pesos
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My Uniform and tools.
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The Newbie's Business Plan
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The Newbies Detailed Narrative Report:

◾Structure - Still Standing
◾Exterior - Good place to send the kids.
◾Roof - Sloped.
◾Electrical - Everything turned on.
◾Plumbing - Water turned on and off.
◾Heating & Cooling - Felt good.
◾Interiors, Insulation & Ventilation - Average.

I showed up, walked around, collected payment and left.




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Michael,

Funny stuff

Edward J Rossi
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Thanks Ed. I couldn't stop laughing when I posted (especially the 2 minutes or less inspection time).

I'll answer your question before you ask.

- Yes I am. I'm being very careful until I get insurance.
 
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