A Real Clampett Neighborhood Today!

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I just heard a great redneck joke!"

A HUGE guy stands up off a bar stool and says, "Just a minute, buddy. Before you tell that joke, I'm Jake. I'm six-three and weigh two-eighty, all muscle. And I'm a redneck. That guy over there is a professional wrestler, and he's a redneck. And the guy behind the bar has a pistol next to the cash register and he's a redneck, too. Now, you really want to tell that joke?"

And the fellow thinks and says, "Nah. I don't want to have to explain it three different times."