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Nathan
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Boulder, CO - January 20th, 2016

Nick Gromicko of InterNACHI and Nathan Thornberry of the Inspector Services Group announce today the launch of Flashlight Management LLC, an LLC that may or may not be registered for months or even a year, that in the meantime will take on investors. Talks are underway with nearly a dozen inspectors to "invest" in the LLC with total disregard for investment regulations where they will charge $5.00 per inspection to manage your flashlight.

"It was all Nick's idea, and I have to give him credit" said Thornberry. He continued, "We had an attorney not look at this, put in writing that he never looked at this, so we are confident that it is all legal. In fact, we're so confident that we are making the inspector responsible for literally all of the legal problems that come from it."

Gromicko agreed with Thornberry's assessment, and added, "the key here will be to tell inspectors that we're going to make them a lot of money simply by managing their flashlight. We won't actually move it, handle it, buy it, pay for it, or any other such nonsense...we're just going to put up a sign at a conference and let the money roll in never. It's much easier that way for all involved."

While no search was done to see if the name Flashlight Management LLC was already taken in the state of Delaware, the duo is confident enough to go to print with the concept on cheap copy paper just outside of Atlanta. They are using the acronym "FM" and will be launching their barely functional website in just under a few months time, in secret.

For more information, contact our General Manager through his fake LinkedIn profile.

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Any money that doesn't go to the wife go to Nathan, so how much do we need to provide to you as an investor?

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Man, I'm bummed out. I had this idea 4 years ago and didn't act fast enough. Sucks to be me.

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You guys are hilarious

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I carry two flashlights during an inspection, with extras in the vehicle. Will there be quantity discounts???
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J Feldmann wrote:I carry two flashlights during an inspection, with extras in the vehicle. Will there be quantity discounts???


Well, we were considering giving some of our "investors" a discount and not telling the other investors about it, down to not only $3 a piece but even $1 a piece.

That's right! For only $1 a piece you too can get absolutely nothing while the "investor" next to you pays $3 or even $5 a piece. In fact Jack, we reserve that $1 price for names starting with "J"

This is too much fun.
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Why does FM sound familiar? Oh yeah, may it happened here------> http://southpark.cc.com/clips/4hskvu/washington-redskins

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Okay let's talk about this since I'm alweays interested on investing call me.

or maybe this is just a joke but either way let us know
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I will manage my own flashlights and you can pay me the $5.00 per flashlight per day. I have 9. Not a bad racket for me..
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Joe Bernier wrote:Okay let's talk about this since I'm alweays interested on investing call me.

or maybe this is just a joke but either way let us know


It's a joke. No one would ever do such a deal if they had any sense at all...I know you were joking too. Hahah

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Nathan,

A little birdie told me that you have another cool addition to those of use that use the full contingent of RWS products. Is is true that you are going to start providing a FREE Frequent Flyer Drone Miles program for us? Keven Kossler will MAX out his miles in a few weeks, but I look forward to rack up some myself.

I hope I didn't spoil your surprise, but this sounds like it came from your forward thinking Shark Tank mind and can't wait to hear about it officially.

Tony

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camaro396 wrote:Nathan,

A little birdie told me that you have another cool addition to those of use that use the full contingent of RWS products. Is is true that you are going to start providing a FREE Frequent Flyer Drone Miles program for us? Keven Koosler will MAX out his miles in a few weeks, but I look forward to rack up some myself.

I hope I didn't spoil your surprise, but this sounds like it came from your forward thinking Shark Tank mind and can't wait to hear about it officially.

Tony


We are going to add that to our Screwdriver Assist program. It's only a few hundred dollars a year, and you're guaranteed to screw something up with it.

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camaro396 wrote:Nathan,

A little birdie told me that you have another cool addition to those of use that use the full contingent of RWS products. Is is true that you are going to start providing a FREE Frequent Flyer Drone Miles program for us? Keven Kossler will MAX out his miles in a few weeks, but I look forward to rack up some myself.

I hope I didn't spoil your surprise, but this sounds like it came from your forward thinking Shark Tank mind and can't wait to hear about it officially.

Tony


I'm all over that one for sure

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Breaking news: Nick and Nathan have just added to all of this the HEN.. "Homeowner Everything Network".

This is really exciting guys. We're launching this with literally every bad Internet offer available to everyone that will take us... Home Depot Contractors, WalMart gift cards, there's nothing of value here at all so we're getting all of it FREE and these providers are even paying us! It's a no brainer for Nick and I, just pay a low annual fee to offer these completely non exclusive offers to your clients today!

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Pls use the Fed's example and spend $1B to launch your non-functioning website!

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